My alternative names
I got this off my old college friend Dre's website. These things are great for a few chuckles.
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name) Charlie Kirchenstrasse - ...hum sounds like a man whore to me....
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your mother's side, your favorite candy) Nadine Sweet Tart - sounds like the porno name to me
3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two letters of your last name) B Br? This one is just dumb. Do you know anyone by that name? It sounds like I'm cold.
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal, favorite color) Canine Pink
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born) Michelle Bangor - Once again...sounds more like a porno name
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name) braienqui - I am braienqui....conconquer of the universe!! Roar!
7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards) ellehcim neirbo
8. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, the automoblie you drive) The Pink Vibe -
My mind could be in the gutter tonight, but that definately sounds like it could be a porno video.
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name) Charlie Kirchenstrasse - ...hum sounds like a man whore to me....
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your mother's side, your favorite candy) Nadine Sweet Tart - sounds like the porno name to me
3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two letters of your last name) B Br? This one is just dumb. Do you know anyone by that name? It sounds like I'm cold.
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal, favorite color) Canine Pink
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born) Michelle Bangor - Once again...sounds more like a porno name
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name) braienqui - I am braienqui....conconquer of the universe!! Roar!
7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards) ellehcim neirbo
8. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, the automoblie you drive) The Pink Vibe -
My mind could be in the gutter tonight, but that definately sounds like it could be a porno video.
4 Comments:
No, the superhero name sounds like a certain instrument you would find in a porno store!!
By The Big Fat Project Management Team, at 1:45 PM
Uh...Keoka...I don't know what you're talking about. I've never been in a store like that before!
:D
By Brandi, at 2:04 PM
Hmmm, whatever you say!
By The Big Fat Project Management Team, at 4:20 PM
OH MY GOD!!! The Pink Vibe? I'm in the gutter with you, woman! My eyes bugged right out of my head when I read that one! Too damn funny!
I'm thinking you'd better visit a porno store before the weekend. You've already set the stage with these names. Use 'em during some role play! *snicker*
By Mouthy Girl, at 7:50 PM
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