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Wednesday, May 03, 2006

My alternative names

I got this off my old college friend Dre's website. These things are great for a few chuckles.

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name) Charlie Kirchenstrasse - ...hum sounds like a man whore to me....

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your mother's side, your favorite candy) Nadine Sweet Tart - sounds like the porno name to me

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two letters of your last name) B Br? This one is just dumb. Do you know anyone by that name? It sounds like I'm cold.

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal, favorite color) Canine Pink

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born) Michelle Bangor - Once again...sounds more like a porno name

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name) braienqui - I am braienqui....conconquer of the universe!! Roar!

7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards) ellehcim neirbo

8. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, the automoblie you drive) The Pink Vibe -
My mind could be in the gutter tonight, but that definately sounds like it could be a porno video.

4 Comments:

  • No, the superhero name sounds like a certain instrument you would find in a porno store!!

    By Blogger The Big Fat Project Management Team, at 1:45 PM  

  • Uh...Keoka...I don't know what you're talking about. I've never been in a store like that before!
    :D

    By Blogger Brandi, at 2:04 PM  

  • Hmmm, whatever you say!

    By Blogger The Big Fat Project Management Team, at 4:20 PM  

  • OH MY GOD!!! The Pink Vibe? I'm in the gutter with you, woman! My eyes bugged right out of my head when I read that one! Too damn funny!

    I'm thinking you'd better visit a porno store before the weekend. You've already set the stage with these names. Use 'em during some role play! *snicker*

    By Blogger Mouthy Girl, at 7:50 PM  

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